"...to think that some cheerleaders don’t have
razors in their snatch is to be foolishly unarmed." -
Pip
Pip first stepped into the limelight early in
2007, through her participation in the Tori Amos release,
American Doll Posse. Lending her
musical talents, honed throughout the years since age 14,
Pip quickly captured the attention and enthusiasm of a nation
looking for a warrior woman, one to inspire them in their own
battles.
While travelling Europe with
the Posse on tour, Pip confronted political elements that left
her feeling that change needed to happen, and it needed to happen
now. Being quite familiar with the complexities of politics
through her father's employment with the CIA as a Senior Analyst,
Pip made it her mission to reclaim the country from traitorclits
and threw her hat in the ring.
Pip has spent time
studying hand-to-hand combat at the Jack Bauer Academy of Ass-Kickery (NYC
Campus), as well as achieving her black belt in PWNing You
With A Sword with her instructor, P. Mei, in 2004. She feels these experiences
have given her a sharp mind, keen instincts and the ability to demand
respect with her knife. While not a
supporter of the NRA, Pip is comfortable with the responsible
possession of firearms.
"My mind wants to envision former glory
for this now fading star [called America]... She, a once stable star
now labeled as unstable." - Pip, on her reasons for running for
office.
Pip has the
ability to relate to the needs of the young and the
middle-class. She was not raised in wealth or a sense of
entitlement or privilege. She would also save the country on
security costs, being as she has superior fighting skills and no
fear. In a time of deficit, this will prove useful! Pip
also understands the importance of family, of emotional bonds, and
of the need for all to feel safe and free in their country.
Bowing to no political or religious group, she is truly a
free-thinker, someone not easily swayed by money or power.
(We hear that recently, a certain political group offered
her money to bow out. In true Pip fashion, she told them to go
fuck themselves. Oh SNAP!)
"Do I care about the fact
that we are subjected to a Commander and Chief who doesn't listen to
his generals, troops, Blue Ribbon Committees, congress, or 'We the
people'?
Yes. I care about this very much."
Pip.
Pip also wears rubber
pants. This makes her especially awesome. The proper
wearing of rubber pants has been scientifically shown to be an
indicator of above average intelligence. Have you seen how
many women continue to wear rubber pants past their body's
prime? Pip knows she can work the pants, and this makes her
awesome.
In 2008, Don't You Forget... Pip
For President!!
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